Some of my closest friends know that I fully intend to Take Over The World – when I get around to it. It turns out the Internet really is a useful place. I ‘ve had plenty of opportunity to scope out some of my competition.

More importantly, though, is that I’ve been able to find lots of people who failed, but wanted to share their advice.

Of course, I can’t disclose my own plan for taking over the world just yet. Certain other aspiring world-dominators might take my plans and use them themselves. You know who you are.