3/22/2005 @ 6:44 pm by Daniel Eisner
Imagine having the super human ability to clearly see individual twigs on a winter tree a football field away. To be able to scan store signs so quickly that you’ll never have to pass a place you are looking for and double back. Imagine seeing every nick and crack in the road, even at 45 mile per hour, as you pass over them, or be able to tell the type of car that had left those tracks in the snow from 4 lanes across. I used to have those special powers, when I was younger. I never knew that they had left me, until today.
I got my first pair of glasses today, and those powers have returned.
